Look.

I Know what you’re thinking.

You’re thinking what the hell is this? And honestly let me tell you this is a real photo I shot on my film camera from the window of a plane last week. So I’m sitting there trying to open a bag of pretzels and I hear this enormous ruckus happening outside so I look to my left and there they are, thirty thousand feet in the air, two centaurs, fighting and screaming and thrashing and the first one - the guy on the left - he goes “I’m from London!” -clang- And then the second guy is like “I’m from the Midlands!” -clang- and then they keep thrashing about and the first guy is like “I’m American!” and the second guy is like “Half? or full American” and he’s like “Half American!” And they keep fighting and the second guy is like “OK I’m English!” and then they just keep bashing their swords and the first guy is like “BOOKS!” and the second guy is like “PHOTOGRAPHY!” and the first guy goes “SCREENWRITING!” and the second guy goes “DESIGN!” and then the first guy is like “I’m five foot eight!” and the second guy is like “I’m at least six two!” and then the first guy is like “I’m a copywriter!” and the second guy goes “I’m an Art Director!” -clang- and then this lightning bolt shoots out but I couldn’t read what it said to be completely honest with you.